FIRE Is Better Than Sex!

FIRE is better than sex!Whoa whoa whoa! What’s this FIRE thing and why is it better than sex? Welcome new readers. Yes, this title is clickbaity, but don’t leave yet. This post is going to be good. First, we’ll quickly go over FIRE. Then, I’ll summarize my FIRE journey and see why it is so great. We’ll circle back to sex at the end of the post.

What is FIRE?

FIRE stands for Financial Independence and Retire Early. These are two closely related concepts squished into one.

  • Financial Independence: Having enough money to fund your expenses for the rest of your life. The baseline for financial independence is having 25 times your annual expenses.
  • Retire Early: This one is trickier. Some people think early retirement is to stop working completely. Other people have looser definitions. For me, it means leaving my well compensated engineering career to do whatever I want. You are free to define your own early retirement.
  • FIRE: The best of both worlds. It is okay to have one without the other, but you’re missing something.

FIRE is the holy grail of personal finance. Once you’ve achieved FIRE, you’re at the peak of your personal financial success. Money will be a secondary concern and you can focus on life. Fortunately, FIRE is attainable for almost anyone and it is an awesome goal to have. It gives you something to shoot for. FIRE vastly improved my life and I highly recommend chasing it.

My FIRE Journey

Personally, FIRE was a revelation. I learned about FIRE around 2009 through personal finance blogs. At the time, you rarely saw stories in the mainstream media about a young person retiring early. There were great books like Your Money or Your Life and Early Retirement Extreme, but you’d never find them unless you were actively trying to find out more about FIRE.

Luckily, I’ve always been frugal. My family struggled financially when I was young so that drove me to seek financial security. By the time I found out about FIRE, I was already most of the way there. I started Retire by 40 in 2010 and quit my job in 2012. Two years might seem exceedingly fast, but I’d been working toward FIRE since 1996. I just didn’t know it.

Financial Independence Achieved

We achieved baseline financial independence in 2011. Our net worth exceeded 25x our annual expense for the first time. This didn’t change my daily routine, but it gave me the confidence to seriously consider early retirement. It also gave Mrs. RB40 the courage to buy off on the idea. This one is extremely important. If you have a family, then you need full support from your partner. Single people can do whatever they want, but a family has to work as a team.

Retired Early

In 2012, I retired from my full time job to become a stay-at-home dad/blogger. FI was neat, but it didn’t change my life. On the other hand, early retirement was life-changing. By 2012, I hated my job and I was one miserable dude. My work performance was suffering badly. Family life was stressful because we had a baby. My physical and mental health was in a steep decline. It was a bad situation all around and I’m glad I made it out. Once I quit, I found my happy go lucky self and our lives improved immensely.


I’ve achieved the ideal FIRE and life has been great over the last 5 years. FI was a crucial step for me to get to early retirement. One without the other would not have worked for our family. I would not have retired early if we weren’t financially independent.

Making FIRE my goal was also an important step. If I didn’t know about FIRE, then I might have squandered the money to blow off some steam instead of investing. FIRE gave me direction and a focus. My last two years at work were damn miserable, though.

Don’t FIRE at the expense of happiness

Okay, we’ve come to the crux of this post. There was a rash of FIRE posts over the last few weeks. While they were good articles, they didn’t jive with my experience. Let’s go over a few. By the way, these blogs are great. You should follow them.

Mad FientistHierarchy of Financial Needs (and the Meaning of Life). FI can be unfulfilling and you should not be obsessed with it. You need to move pass FI. Sure, I agree with the Mad Fientist on most points, but FI is awesome. More people should make it their goal. It is okay be a little obsessed with it. Brandon can philosophize about it because he already achieved FI and has the time to do it. If you’re not there yet, then keep going and don’t worry about what happens post FI. You can figure it out once you get there.

Get Rich SlowlyOn the importance of putting first things first. Many people who discovered FIRE became laser-focused on their “number.” Why are they saving for FI? What’s the purpose? For me, it was simple. I wanted to quit my job. You don’t have to know the why as long as you are moving in the right direction. It helps, but it isn’t 100% necessary. I agree that focusing on FI at the expense of family life is a bad idea. JD is back at Get Rich Slowly so it is a great blog once again. Check it out if you haven’t visited in a long time.

Tawcan.comFIRE. RIP. 2014 – 2018. Bob wrote that FI shouldn’t be the finish line. If you’re not happy with your current life, you probably won’t be happy after FIRE. That wasn’t the case for me. FIRE improved my life immediately. I was miserable before and now I love every day. FIRE enabled me to remove a lot of stress from my life and to work on the things that matter.

These posts have a lot of good points. FIRE isn’t a cure all. Life might not be that much better once you’ve achieved it. Yes, it’s probably better to improve your life now instead of obsessing about FIRE. However, I still think FIRE is a great goal to shoot for.

From my experience, FIRE is better than no FIRE any day of the week. You have more choices. If you don’t enjoy FIRE, you can get a job and go back to a regular life. JD and Mad Fientist have the luxury to analyze life after FIRE because they already made it. I think it is more important to keep making progress toward FI than worrying about what comes after. You can figure it out once you’re there. You’ll have plenty of time to do it.

Being obsessive about FIRE

Being obsessive about FIRE is another story. I was laser focused on FIRE for about 2 years. I cut back on our expenses and invested as much as I could. My health and family life suffered from the stress of working in a job I didn’t like. Would it have been better to slow down? Maybe find a different job that paid less and was more enjoyable? I don’t know, but I’m glad I pushed through it. Being laser focused enabled me to become a stay at home dad while our kid was still young. That’s priceless. It all worked out fantastically.

I think it is fine to be obsessive for a year or two at the end. Sometime you just have to push through the pain to get across the finish line. However, it is not good to operate this way for years on end. The guy in JD’s post was obsessed with FI for 7 years and it drove his wife away. That’s not a good ending. (I also think the problem really isn’t his obsession with FI. He just didn’t listen to his wife.)

If you’re at the beginning or middle of your FIRE journey, then you need to balance FIRE with family and happiness. You can’t be miserable for years and years. Two years was my limit and I’m glad it didn’t last much longer.

Fire is better than sex

Anyway, I just wanted to share my experience with FIRE. It worked out great for me. FIRE gave me direction and it was everything I imagined. Life is much better after FIRE. It might not work out as well for you, but you won’t know for sure until you get there. The only thing I can guarantee is that FIRE is better than no FIRE. FIRE gives you more choices and you’ll have time to work on what’s important to you. It really is the holy grail of personal finance.

Okay, now we’ll get back to sex.

  • Financial independence is like being married. In theory, you can have sex (retire) anytime. In reality, you’re too busy to do it (retire).
  • Retire early is like sex. You can have sex without being married, but it takes a lot of work. Retiring early without financial independence means you probably will have to work part time or go back to full time at some point.
  • FIRE is the best of both worlds. It’s like having sex with your lovely spouse. More time + less stress = better sex. Hmm… This sounded better in my head.

I suppose it’s too late to change the title now. 😉 Anyway, FIRE is way better than sex because it’s a long term state of happiness. I’ve been euphoric for more than 5 years now and it will only get better. Sex is great too, but it doesn’t last that long…

All right, that’s it for today. Good luck with both FIRE and sex. 😉

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46 thoughts on “FIRE Is Better Than Sex!”

  1. Thanks for saying that, I definitely agree it is OK to be obsessed about FIRE for a while. FIRE requires consistency for a significant amount of time so it can easily be confused with obsession. I think we are just goal oriented driven by escaping another unhealthy obsession: work!

  2. Haha! Nice click bait!

    I often wonder what my career would look like if I had not found the FIRE movement by accident, essentially a month into my first full time job. It is difficult for me to tell if I truly don’t enjoy my job, if it is the company I am with that I dislike, or if I just lack motivation because the FIRE option exists.

    It is definitely difficult to control the obsessive nature of pursuing this financial path.

  3. Joe,
    I am really inspired by your FIRE journey and the likes of MMM and Financial Samurai. Therefore I have also embarked on my own QUEST for FIRE last week. It is a long road ahead but I intend on reaching the destination. I will capture my journey on my blog The only difference is that I intend on achieving financial independence while also getting in the best shape of my life. Let us see how it pans out.

  4. Interesting post. Click bait worked.
    It depends on the mood. Haha sometimes its just “do me” and its boring and maybe fire is better =) but other times she busts out something nice and its a really good time…. I rather work some hours if she will “bring it” more frequently

  5. Haha, good one Joe, and thanks for the mention. 🙂

    We can be FI if we wanted to at this point but we haven’t really pulled that trigger (we’d have to move somewhere else). We are definitely taking the longer route on the FIRE approach, but I am OK with that. But yea, I can definitely see why FIRE is so attractive. Like your analogy lol.

  6. Haha does your wife know that you wrote this post?

    I’m a single guy in a big city. If people worked as hard to retire early as they work to get laid…there would be a lot more people in the FIRE community, but the dating scene wouldn’t be as fun*

    *Dating sucks and is both expensive and exhausting

    • Yes, she rolled her eyes and said I was gasping at straws on this one. I think dating has gotten a bit crazy too. The internet dating sites makes it easier and harder at the same time. I’m glad I’m married.

  7. Where are my hand clapping emojis?!?! Bravo, Joe, this was a funny one.

    It’s easy to get wrapped up in FIRE. I’ve got a friend who got as wrapped up in travel hacking as you did in FIRE.

    Better to be enthusiastic about something and overdo it than never get excited at all.

  8. Joe, sex will get you through times of no FIRE better then FIRE will get you through times of no sex. (I also think you should have picked a different analogy.) Thanks!

  9. Thanks for providing the counterpoint to those other posts. There’s no one reason or route that works for everyone. And I agree that if you’re trying to get out of a job you hate, racing to the finish line without stopping to smell the roses each step of the way is not a bad thing.

    About that sex thing….nahhh, I’m not going there.

    • Right. Racing to the finish line is okay if you’re near the end. Good decision about the sex thing. I hope I didn’t offend too many readers. I forgot people read these posts at work.

  10. “Sex is great too, but it doesn’t last that long…”

    You’re killin’ me dude. In the immortal words of Homer Simpson “I’m going to bed to have sex with my wife and I’ll be back in 5 minutes!!”

  11. Hi Joe – Several great points! The references and your different perspectives on them add real value.

    I particularly liked your discussion around the “why”:

    “You don’t have to know the why as long as you are moving in the right direction. It helps, but it isn’t 100% necessary.” and “I think it is more important to keep making progress toward FI than worrying about what comes after.”

    I’ve also read and thought a lot about the “why”. I agree that when you’re on your FIRE journey, it’s not AS important, although it will have an impact on how you balance FIRE with “life now”. This is more important for people who are in a career that they enjoy or kind-of-enjoy, unlike the not-so-fun situation you found yourself in where you just had to get out fast.

    However, I think as you get closer to FIRE, it becomes more important to define your why a little more clearly. Not crystal clear necessarily, but more than just a fog. I think doing so will help drive the decision of whether to actually RE “now-ish” or later, how much to focus on FI, whether to deliberately consider semi-RE, etc.

    I also really like how you clearly stated right up from that “You are free to define your own early retirement.” Honestly, these are just words that people bandy about (Internet Retirement Police, anyone?). Who cares about semantics? In reality, we’re talking about living the life you choose (which implies that you have to actually make a choice!) and what you call it is up to you. Entrepreneur. Earlier retiree. Semi-retired. Lifetime volunteer. SAHD. Etc. 🙂

    • I think you’re right. As you get closer to the finish line, you can pay more attention to the why. It’s just not useful to worry about the why at the beginning. Thanks for your input.

  12. Hilarious post Joe! I wouldn’t compare the two because there is no real substitute for sex but an enjoyable job can and does substitute FIRE for those who also have FIRE as an option. I guess FIRE is better than bad sex but….good sex? There is simply no substitute my friend!

  13. I hate to stay this because I like your blog, but this is by far the worst post you’ve ever wrote. A few more of these and I guarantee you will loose readership. Sorry about the harsh honesty… cheers!

  14. I have a feeling this is going to be HOT topic, Joe! Haha… funny comparison and a good reminder that FIRE at the expense of happiness isn’t worth it.

    I find that the more balanced we are, they the happier we become. And, part of staying balanced is always pushing ourselves to another level… FIRE, sex, or otherwise. 😉

  15. Haha, this was a funny one Joe!

    I agree with your feelings on being fired — now that I’ve FIREd, I wouldn’t go back to work in a million years. Not even if I had a job that paid *twice* what I made before.

    My life is sooo much better now, and I’m not afraid to say it.


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